Love how this became so speculative and unhinged the further you read. Very topical as we were just sitting in the office talking about how none of us have ever been inside JPM - just orbiting it taking meetings and going to after parties and happy hours
Good comedy—but also, do try to get an invite to a few parties, there’s a lot happening in the hollow earth ;)
love your writing, pls tell me you’re planning to publish a book one day
hopefully someday!
Perfect - just perfect. Thank you so much for writing this!
Love how this became so speculative and unhinged the further you read. Very topical as we were just sitting in the office talking about how none of us have ever been inside JPM - just orbiting it taking meetings and going to after parties and happy hours
Reminiscent of Borges pseudohistories, like Tlon, Uqbar. Well done, and enjoy the rest of ... whatever it is.
Love this one