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Sandhill's avatar

Big fan of your writing. Don’t take pamphlets from strangers

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Misha Skurikhin's avatar

Wow! Biology really is an emerging field, I had no idea any of this was possible!

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Karl Schmieder's avatar

Loved these.

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jut's avatar

i just finished and i cant tell which of these stories are made up and which are real. i have my suspicions on time, it doesnt make sense to me that someone would invite you to buc-ees. no offense

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jut's avatar

holy crap im 30 seconds into reading an i already burst out laughing, what a joy thx

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Brzozowski's avatar

I think "Pastrami" was my favorite, with "Derealization" and "Time" a close second and third.

The funniest line was "What if he kills me and eats me? I didn’t think he would; I knew that he was a devout Christian and I was certain that the Bible had rules against this sort of thing. But you never know." I'm still chuckling now.

I really enjoyed all of these, these are fantastic!

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jerry's avatar

i needed to use the restroom while typing this so i already feel a baseline level of irritated. however in your own pursuit of authenticity i feel you have gotten sucked into the vortex of writing fictitious drivel that has no value other than maintaining a shelf life longer than your memory. you have good prose but i should have read another post before diving into this one

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jut's avatar

shut up

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Stephen Skolnick's avatar

Yeah fuck you Jerry this is top shelf stuff

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